“I don’t know… maybe we should
have Grayson come too? He’s a lot more responsible than us.”
“No, absolutely not. I’m not
listening to him cry for the second year in a row about seeing Mars and her new
boyfriend at the Christmas Eve party. We got enough of that already when we
flew home for Thanksgiving and he kept worrying about running into her at the
bar.”
“Ethan! Don’t be so rude, your
brother’s heart is broken!”
“Ow! Jesus! Why do you have to pinch…
swear to God, eight years of that shit and it still sucks.”
“Oh, stop being dramatic, you
literally tackled me into a giant snow mound while we were walking home from
the Student Center the other night because I asked if falling into it would
feel like falling onto a puffy cloud.”
“I was testing the theory!
Anyways, are you trying to tell me you aren’t sick of hearing
Gray whine about Marianna? He’s literally been doing this to you since high
school how could you not–”
